Recently, information was leaked about a new attempt by the Alliance of Treason to pave the way for world domination. The plot involves the use of a little known contraband substance known as di-hydrogen monoxide, which was discovered in 1997 by Nathan Zohner. It is known to cause erosion, electrical failures, severe burns, acid rain, rust and death if inhaled. Already 3.575 million people die each year from this toxic chemical. Capitalizing on this, the Alliance plans to, on March 22nd, 2012, introduce the chemical into water supplies around the world, killing off billions of people. The survivors will die from deprivation of their water source. Luckily, there are all ready oppositional forces prepared to stop this threat. Go to http://www.dhmo.org/ to help.
Only you can protect mankind. (Of course, only you can destroy mankind.)
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