Teletubbies: List of Related Occurences

Originally this blog claimed that overall the show Teletubbies which aired from 1997 to 2001 was not very helpful for the Alliance of Treason.  It appears, however, that on closer examination this show starring four inane brightly colored humanoids has effectively warped the minds of the people who may have had exposure to show.  A comprehensive list of the occurrences which  may have been caused by this show is given below.

April 3, 1997
A day after the airing of the second episode "Grand Old Duke of York", in which disturbing interpretation of the nursery rhyme "Grand Old Duke of York", gunmen massacred fifty two of the inhabitants of Thalit, Algeria.  Six of the gunmen claimed to have seen all or part of the episode.
May 8, 1997
Possibly Teletubbies doing dangerous rolling maneuvers in Episode 26 "Rolling" caused the pilots of China Southern Airlines Boeing 737 to crash while approaching Bao'an International Airport, killing 35 people.

September 5, 1997
Mother Teresa dies suspiciously of a "heart attack".  Suicide is considered a possibility.  This may be from the fact that the number "four was emphasized heavily in the episode "Numbers-Four" and a magic tree which symbolizes the way to heaven.  Four in Oriental culture is related to death.
January 12, 1998
Coincidentally on the same day that nineteen European nations agreed to stop cloning, Episode 126  "Playing Ball" features Dipsy watching a movie about dolls, causing widespread Pediophobia, or fear of dolls.
May 13-14, 1998
A crowd of Indonesian people, having been exposed to the episode "Naughty Duck" where Lala throws an aquatic  avian down a deep hole, kill 1,000 Chinese Indonesians all across Indonesia.

December 28, 1998
Episode 241 of the series "Towers", stresses the need for cooperation, building upwards to new heights and human artistic expression (exemplary in the primeval ritual of the "happy dance" which the Teletubbies participate in) is possibly used to force an apology from former Khmer Rouge leaders for their human rights violations.
January 4, 1999
Because of the violent symbolism in the extremely ritualised 246th episode "Ten Finger Man Game", sixteen Shia Muslims are killed by gunmen who had just been watching television before causing such carnage.
August 3, 2000
Because of the violent overtones in the running race and subsequent "falling down dance" in the 304th episode "Running", 100 people siege a paedophile's house in Hampshire, England.

Overall, Teletubbies could possibly be linked to 1,104 deaths in the latter half of the 1990's.  This explains why this show should be universally banned.

Di-Hydrogen Monoxide Conspiracy Hoax

Contrary to information received in October, the so called "Dihydrogen Monoxide" conspiracy (see separate article) turned out to be a hoax staged by the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division.  It is possible this organization, created by the Illuminatus Thomas Wat998, is a front used by the Alliance of Treason in order to spread false information.  This organization is now a member of the expanding insidious band of philandering organizations which create the Alliance.

Community of Christ

The religious offshoot of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints known as the Community of Christ or Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is a seemingly benign world influence as suggested by its membership of 250,000 and its message "to proclaim Jesus Christ and promote communities of joy, hope, love, and peace".  This religious sect, however, is also part of the Alliance of Treason and spearheads many religious operations in order to gain worldwide control over the souls of man.

The Community of Christ considers itself to be a continuation of the church organized by Joseph Smith on April 6, 1830.  After the death of the prophet, Joseph's wife Emma Smith claimed her son Joseph Smith III was named  to be the heir to the "keys of the priesthood", a special power  claimed to allow one to minister in the name of God.  Joseph Smith III being only eleven, Emma seized power and remained with the rest of the family in Nauvoo.  Using this power, she began to bring together other dissident Mormons such as polygamist Jason W Briggs and estranged followers of religious despot James Strang.  In 1860, Joseph Smith III claimed power, leading to the events which would lead up to the Community of Christ's greatest strike on the established world: Operation Green, set for August 30th, 2012.

Following Joseph Smith III, Fredrick Madison Smith moved the headquarters to Independence Missouri.  He began to make alliances with the White Star Line in order to secure a fleet of "Jared's Vessels" which could be used ostensibly to protect the small church from persecution.  He also claimed his motives for issuing a policy of "supreme directional control was to follow suit of the LDS church.  However, the Independence Documents discovered in 1969 show that he was attempting to consolidate his power and wage a religious war against the more powerful LDS church.  After his death in 1946, Israel Smith took power.  He unexpectedly died in 1956, probably due to an assassination orchestrated by his successor W Wallace Smith.

W Wallace Smith truly changed the course of the church by beginning a vigorous proselytizing movement.  He also aligned the church with the Division Pact in the hope that he would be able to wage a more full scale war against the LDS Church.  It is yet unknown if such a strike has been made.  He also de-commissioned many of the "Jared's Vessels" due to monetary concerns.

During the Presidencies of Wallace B Smith and W Grant McMurray, little has happened to alert the world to the involvement in the Division Pact and later the Allaince of Treason.  Except for Doctrine Covenants Section 156 in 1984, where it was "divinely" delivered that Mormons could be killed on the spot due to their "ecclesiastical danger", their participation in the Teletubby Conspiracy and the four year ownership of Journal XX, this society has remained a minor player in the Alliance.  It has yet to be seen if current trends will continue and what this will mean for society and specifically the LDS church.