Originally this blog claimed that overall the show Teletubbies which aired from 1997 to 2001 was not very helpful for the Alliance of Treason. It appears, however, that on closer examination this show starring four inane brightly colored humanoids has effectively warped the minds of the people who may have had exposure to show. A comprehensive list of the occurrences which may have been caused by this show is given below.
April 3, 1997
A day after the airing of the second episode "Grand Old Duke of York", in which disturbing interpretation of the nursery rhyme "Grand Old Duke of York", gunmen massacred fifty two of the inhabitants of Thalit, Algeria. Six of the gunmen claimed to have seen all or part of the episode.
May 8, 1997
Possibly Teletubbies doing dangerous rolling maneuvers in Episode 26 "Rolling" caused the pilots of China Southern Airlines Boeing 737 to crash while approaching Bao'an International Airport, killing 35 people.
September 5, 1997
Mother Teresa dies suspiciously of a "heart attack". Suicide is considered a possibility. This may be from the fact that the number "four was emphasized heavily in the episode "Numbers-Four" and a magic tree which symbolizes the way to heaven. Four in Oriental culture is related to death.
January 12, 1998
Coincidentally on the same day that nineteen European nations agreed to stop cloning, Episode 126 "Playing Ball" features Dipsy watching a movie about dolls, causing widespread Pediophobia, or fear of dolls.
May 13-14, 1998
A crowd of Indonesian people, having been exposed to the episode "Naughty Duck" where Lala throws an aquatic avian down a deep hole, kill 1,000 Chinese Indonesians all across Indonesia.
December 28, 1998
Episode 241 of the series "Towers", stresses the need for cooperation, building upwards to new heights and human artistic expression (exemplary in the primeval ritual of the "happy dance" which the Teletubbies participate in) is possibly used to force an apology from former Khmer Rouge leaders for their human rights violations.
January 4, 1999
Because of the violent symbolism in the extremely ritualised 246th episode "Ten Finger Man Game", sixteen Shia Muslims are killed by gunmen who had just been watching television before causing such carnage.
August 3, 2000
Because of the violent overtones in the running race and subsequent "falling down dance" in the 304th episode "Running", 100 people siege a paedophile's house in Hampshire, England.
Overall, Teletubbies could possibly be linked to 1,104 deaths in the latter half of the 1990's. This explains why this show should be universally banned.
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