Tuesday, July 5, 2011

The Gadget Massacre

Red Status
On April 8th, 2010, a mysterious document called The Red Cross Papers was discovered at Mount Rainer, Washington, detailing a horrifying plan made by the Alliance of Treason and more specifically, the Swiss Army.

In the papers, a strange new circular Swiss Army pocket knife would be produced in the year 2014, offering a whole new range of gadgets never before seen.  It would also feature isomorphic controls that would make the device only able to activate when under contact with the user.  When the time will come, a signal will be sent to each knife so that it activates when touched and murders its user.
There were rumors of a "Infant" Gadget Masscre but these are as of yet unverified.

Swiss Army

Yellow Status

This nefarious organization orgins can be traced to Ibach Schwyz, Switzerland in 1897 when knives were produced to aid the British during the Boer War.  In that age, it was merely a springloaded knife.  However, in the early 1900's, more tools were packed in, such as, frm an unidentified source, "a smaller second blade, tweezers, toothpick, corkscrew, can opener, bottle opener, slotted/flat-head screwdriver(s), phillips-head screwdriver, nail file, scissors, saw (regular, wood), file, hook (parcel carrier, tightening aid for shoelaces, etc.), magnifying glass, ballpoint pen, fish scaler, hex wrench w/bits, pliers, and keyring. Recent technological features include USB flash drives, digital clock, digital altimeter, LED light, laser pointer, and MP3 player." 

While this may seem beneficial to society, since the 1950's when Victorinox bought Swiss Army it has been trying to bring about the dissolution of society.  With its coming into the Alliance of Treason, it has further solidified its link to the Ultimate Plan.   According to most recent sources, the current plan is to unleash the Gadget Massacre (see seperate article) after Operation Purple has been completed.  THere are rumors also of a more urgent "Infant" Gadget Massacre in 2013, but this has yet to be verified.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Operation Purple

Red Status
Operation Purple is the code name for the most dastardly project ever attempted by Google and its ally The Alliance of Treason.  The Operation is to use every computer running a Google search engine to coordinate a single cyber terror attack that will strike the following eighteen major cities:
  • Washington, DC
  • New York City, NY
  • Cairo, Egypt
  • Beijing, China
  • Paris, France
  • Sydney, Australia
  • Berlin, Germany
  • London, England
  • Moscow, Russia
  • Salt Lake City, UT
  • Dublin, Ireland
  • Constantiople, Turkey
  • Oslo, Norway
  • Jacksonville, FL
  • Lisbon, Portugal
  • Mexico City, Mexico
  • Houston, TX
  • Baghdad, Iraq
The attacks will disable all the computers in the process while wiping the hard drive of every government related computer.  After this, The Alliance of Treason will initiate the Gadget Massacre (see separate article)which will further weaken the world, and then there will be a final strike involving White Star Line craft and NASA space craft. 
Luckily, there are disagreements about the finer details of this operation, and Google is still developing the technology to support this attack, so it will not be until April 9, 2017 when his Armageddon will occur.

The White Star LIne

Yellow Status
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The White Star Line is infamous for its biggest failure, the Titanic, but less known for the sister war cruisers Olympia and Britannic which are still kept in Liverpool Naval, a subsidiary of the WSL.  Established in Liverpool by John Pilkington and Henry Wilson, it was focused on gathering gold from the UK-Australia route for the Freemasons to use in their projects.  It became bankrupt in 1868 and was bought by an anarchist who wanted to build a fleet to conquer the entire world.  There were several failed attempts, like the RMS Taylor, which crashed into Lambay Island off the coast of Ireland.
The Oceanic class was constructed in the 1870's for this purpose.  The most powerful, Adraitic, actually fought for the anarchist in an attempt to disrupt American trade lines.

The White Star Line soon became involved with emigration and would take in illegal immigrants.  Half of the passengers on the Titanic were illegally present.
The Titanic, Olympic,and Britannic were part of the Olympia class, a final step.  Alas, with the sinking of the Titanic (see separate article) the other two ships had to go into hiding and be improved upon.  The Britannic was reportedly sunk in 1916 on the coast of Greece and Olympic was scuttled in 1934, the same year the WLS merged with its rival, the Cunard Line.
With its attempt in 2005 to become part of the Alliance of Treason, it is unknown what will be the outcome.  Rumors of a terribly powerful warship have been circulating, but they are not verified...yet.

The Alliance of Treason

Black Status
Little is known about the Alliance of Treason except that NASA, Community of Christ, Swiss Army, ASP and SETI have all made a strange pact whihc is reproduced in part here.  The following is a highly censored fragment recovered by someone who prefers not to be named.  If anyone dicovers the censored portions or more of the pact, please alert us so that it may be posted:
http://thealliancepact.blogspot.com/

The Sealand War

Yellow Status

The Principality of Sealand is an unrecognized entity of the course of Britan ruled by Roy Bates.  Located on HM Fort Roughs, it was once a sea fort until it was taken over and made into a country.  It currently has a population of three, takes up 550 meters squared, uses the Sealand Dollar, and is an oligarchy.  It is relatively unimportant, and would be unknown except for its unusual size.  However, several organizations, such as NASA and Greenpeace, have taken an interest in the country for reasons unknown and have attempted over the years to encourage sales to other "puppet" organizations such as Blue Sheild in 1988 and Lenox in 1993.  However, before then, there was an aggressive attempt by Greenpeace to take the country by force.
In the August of 1978, while Bates and his wife were absent in England, backed by the organization, Alexander Achenbach led an army of three hundred mercanaries (puportedly from Germany and Holland, but in actuallity mostly American Greenpeace supporters) to attack Roughs Tower with speed boats and helicopters, taking Bate's son hostage.  The tower was hwld after fifteen days of heavy fighting, but eventually Roy Bates reclaimed the country and Achenbach was arrested for treason.  He was eventually released and established the Sealand Rebel Government, which is currently planning to take over the country in 2013.

Sealand after the fighting

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Teletubbies

Blue Status

Running from 1997 to 2001, this show is a failed attempt by NASA and the American Socalist Party to send subliminal messages to young veiwers, specifically in America.  Ann Wool, creative manager of Ragdoll Productions, was both a socalist and a movie maker, and began the show to spread her veiws by using a fellow socalist and Freemason, Tim Whitnall, to narrate the program.  For example, the collective housing, feeding, and profound lack of indidual possessions are obviously communist ideas.  Mixed with the juxtaposition of surreal elements and the "reality" of children working together-reflecting several Communist propaganda posters (what is more spooky is the Orwellian paraells displayed in the Teletubby anatomy)-the message can only be received on a subconcious level.

In 1999, NASA became interested as the socalist numbers increased by 8% and began to introduce elements of its own, such as the pinwheel which warped reality.  This however, failed to have an effect, and it was later proven that the ASP increase was purely fabricated.
The Community of Christ (religous symbolisim like the introduction of Noah's ark) and Greenpeace (the green world veiw) also tried broadcasting its ideas, to no avail.
A gambit move was made the day after the show was pulled off air on January 6, 2001, with the Teletubby invasion of New York (and London), where thousands of Greenpeace, NASA, ASP, and Community of Christ members marched through the streets terrifying crowds.  Here are some photos of the event.

Teletubbies cross the street

Teletubbies trespassing on private property

A Teletubby at the Intimidation of Innocent Persons Society* HQ, which is designed to look like the dome in the show.


Be warned about this seemingly innocent show.

*Note:  It is currently unknown whether or not the IPS is part of the Ultimate Plan.

Elements of the Ultimate Plan

The Ultimate Plan is actually severa separate individual plans created by power hungry organizations in order to carve up the world.  The name was given in a book written by Ethan S Purvis called Death of the Utopian American Dream, Volume 7 written in 1976.  In this book, Purvis paints a largely inaccurate picture of the situation by having President Ford be in charge of a Global Capitulation Society that uses the Freemasons, Rosacrucians, and other socities as fronts.  The name, however, sticks, and is used for this confederation of corporations, associations, and societies all agreed upon one single goal...world domination.
The corrupt groups involved at one point or another are:

Freemasons
Catholic Papacy
American Socialist Party
SETI
NASA
White Star Line
Greenpeace
Community of Christ
Swiss Army
Google
English Monarchy

Individuals who have been involved at one point or another are:
Harris Burdick
Samuel Beckett
John F Kennedy
Leonardo Da Vinci
Ayn Rand

Events perpetuated by this conspiracy are:
Teletubbies
Roswell
Voyager 1
Happy Days by Samuel Beckett
The Sealand War
Titanic
JFK assasination
The "Grey Zone" War
Operation Purple
The Papal Message
Gadget Massacre
The Haymarket Explosions
Journal XX
Anthem by Ayn Rand
The Alliance of Treason

So, now you have an expanded list of the one provided below.

What is the Ultimate Plan?

After hundreds of years, the time had come!  The evil forces of our world are conspriring to engineer its collapse in a swift catastrophe that will end society as we know it and result in a warring tribes state led by meglomaniacs.  Fortunately, a few of us have caught on to their machinations and we are able to warn you and even to some degree protect you from the darkness at hand.  THis blog identifies element of the plan and their inherent weaknesses.
The elements to be identified are:

Nasa

Freemasons

Teletubbies

Vaticain City

Harris Burdick

Roswell

The White Star Line

Samuel Beckett

Community of Christ

Google

Queen Elizabeth II

Swiss Army

Leonardo Da Vinci

Voyager 1

John F Kennedy

American Socialist Party

SETI

Ayn Rand

Greenpeace