Tuesday, July 5, 2011

The Gadget Massacre

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On April 8th, 2010, a mysterious document called The Red Cross Papers was discovered at Mount Rainer, Washington, detailing a horrifying plan made by the Alliance of Treason and more specifically, the Swiss Army.

In the papers, a strange new circular Swiss Army pocket knife would be produced in the year 2014, offering a whole new range of gadgets never before seen.  It would also feature isomorphic controls that would make the device only able to activate when under contact with the user.  When the time will come, a signal will be sent to each knife so that it activates when touched and murders its user.
There were rumors of a "Infant" Gadget Masscre but these are as of yet unverified.

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