This nefarious organization orgins can be traced to Ibach Schwyz, Switzerland in 1897 when knives were produced to aid the British during the Boer War. In that age, it was merely a springloaded knife. However, in the early 1900's, more tools were packed in, such as, frm an unidentified source, "a smaller second blade, tweezers, toothpick, corkscrew, can opener, bottle opener, slotted/flat-head screwdriver(s), phillips-head screwdriver, nail file, scissors, saw (regular, wood), file, hook (parcel carrier, tightening aid for shoelaces, etc.), magnifying glass, ballpoint pen, fish scaler, hex wrench w/bits, pliers, and keyring. Recent technological features include USB flash drives, digital clock, digital altimeter, LED light, laser pointer, and MP3 player."
While this may seem beneficial to society, since the 1950's when Victorinox bought Swiss Army it has been trying to bring about the dissolution of society. With its coming into the Alliance of Treason, it has further solidified its link to the Ultimate Plan. According to most recent sources, the current plan is to unleash the Gadget Massacre (see seperate article) after Operation Purple has been completed. THere are rumors also of a more urgent "Infant" Gadget Massacre in 2013, but this has yet to be verified.
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