Monday, July 4, 2011

Operation Purple

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Operation Purple is the code name for the most dastardly project ever attempted by Google and its ally The Alliance of Treason.  The Operation is to use every computer running a Google search engine to coordinate a single cyber terror attack that will strike the following eighteen major cities:
  • Washington, DC
  • New York City, NY
  • Cairo, Egypt
  • Beijing, China
  • Paris, France
  • Sydney, Australia
  • Berlin, Germany
  • London, England
  • Moscow, Russia
  • Salt Lake City, UT
  • Dublin, Ireland
  • Constantiople, Turkey
  • Oslo, Norway
  • Jacksonville, FL
  • Lisbon, Portugal
  • Mexico City, Mexico
  • Houston, TX
  • Baghdad, Iraq
The attacks will disable all the computers in the process while wiping the hard drive of every government related computer.  After this, The Alliance of Treason will initiate the Gadget Massacre (see separate article)which will further weaken the world, and then there will be a final strike involving White Star Line craft and NASA space craft. 
Luckily, there are disagreements about the finer details of this operation, and Google is still developing the technology to support this attack, so it will not be until April 9, 2017 when his Armageddon will occur.

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